It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Are we still banned from the library?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Randomize
