She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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