I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
