Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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its like you know when i get waxed
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
My vagina is very pro this idea
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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