he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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