Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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