in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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