hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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