David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
