He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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