I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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