If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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