Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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