I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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