Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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