I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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