I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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