She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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