You're completely useless in the revolution.
She's JV to your varsity
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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