3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
