ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
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so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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