I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
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