ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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