But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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