Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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