brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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