Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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