No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
