ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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