As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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