At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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