Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I want a musical about memes.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Randomize
