I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
