How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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