Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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