somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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