I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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