Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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