She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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