I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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