We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
