I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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