He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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