It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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