so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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