We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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