Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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