I cannot find my penis.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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