i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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