Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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